RC1011 Advanced Celebrity Stalking

"Unlike last week's class, on aggressive stalking, this week we'll be covering defensive stalking," the professor begins... naturally, you ask why this is at all necessary (and isn't stalking celebrities pretty weird in the first place anyway?) He shakes his head sadly. "It's important to learn to identify celebrities and to track their movements, in case you get on their bad side. I've crossed a few celebrities in my time—even made an arch-enemy out of one of them."